randomness.

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

(Source: inthelifeofa, via cheddarbunny)

— 1 hour ago with 167999 notes

crueltyandgrandeur:

justice-5ever:

kobragay:

mohandasgandhi:

si-dramatic:

“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are” 

Watch this.

holy shit, we’re finally recognized.

Everyone should freaking watch this

Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.

(via cheddarbunny)

— 1 hour ago with 62472 notes

semper-fi-until-i-die:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

I wanna go!!!!

(Source: motionburnsthemood)

— 1 hour ago with 89723 notes
vurtual:

Annular eclipse from Kourou - Des Roches beach, Kourou (by Fabrizio Melandri)

vurtual:

Annular eclipse from Kourou - Des Roches beach, Kourou (by Fabrizio Melandri)

(via jessicathesis)

— 1 hour ago with 411 notes
teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)

— 1 day ago with 250837 notes

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via starveit)

— 1 day ago with 199787 notes
macys:

…In case you need a little refresh before seeing the film!

macys:

…In case you need a little refresh before seeing the film!

(via whatourwordscantdescribe)

— 6 days ago with 955 notes