A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa, via cheddarbunny)
“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”
Watch this.
holy shit, we’re finally recognized.
Everyone should freaking watch this
Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.
(via cheddarbunny)
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
I wanna go!!!!
(Source: motionburnsthemood)
Annular eclipse from Kourou - Des Roches beach, Kourou (by Fabrizio Melandri)
(via jessicathesis)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via starveit)